May 2013
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
sermisty:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
john-watson-is-sherlocked:
asherlockian:
pernillo:
thenocturnalcouchpotato:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we...
peetasboxers:
either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
contramelon:
hiimjamie:
too-stoned-to-remember:
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments
lesbians do this
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
hungarian:
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Today, I wore pajamas and a sheet at school...
bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:
nonymoose:
oh my god
moaningklaine:
it will always
be a mystery to me
how they managed to perfect
Kurt’s hair through seasons
but they totally
ruined
Blaine’s
Ok, Crisscolfer shippers... lets do a little...
Singapore
Ontario, Canada
WV, America
Nassau, Bahamas
Cincinnati, USA
Nashville, USA
Los Angeles, CA, USA
Fresno, CA, USA
Dallas, TX, USA
Florida, USA
Newnan, GA, USA
Atlanta, GA, USA
Athens, USA
New York, USA
Ha Noi, Vietnam
Berlin, Germany : (
London, UK
onedegreefromcolfer:
remember when kurt had a crush on finn and finn called him a fag but then blaine had a crush on sam and sam told him to hug it out
who’s your hero, glee?
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
davethebarbarian:
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
dudeitslarry:
aarontveitsbuttocks:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
oomshi:
WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
According to IMDb, Darren Criss will guest star alongside Mae Whitman in 3 webisodes of Lisa Kudrow’s “Web Therapy”.
myfandomsarebetterthanyours:
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
tivainthesnogbox:
When I try to tell other people about my OTP
